Saying Kate Winslet gets naked in the film is equivalent to saying Kate Winslet made a film. That said, yes, you're probably exactly right.

Saying Kate Winslet gets naked in the film is equivalent to saying Kate Winslet made a film. That said, yes, you're probably exactly right.

Gently, you do.

Gently, you do.

I remember seeing that movie in the theaters but I cannot for the life of me remember under what conditions I saw it, who I saw it with, or what possessed me to want to watch that at what must have been my town's only indie theater. Total mental block surrounding the circumstances of that viewing.

I remember seeing that movie in the theaters but I cannot for the life of me remember under what conditions I saw it, who I saw it with, or what possessed me to want to watch that at what must have been my town's only indie theater. Total mental block surrounding the circumstances of that viewing.

SPOILER ALERT: She offers to scissor him.

SPOILER ALERT: She offers to scissor him.

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

I'm digging this, or the nostalgic part of my brain is. I can't tell if I truly enjoy this or just enjoy something that reminds me of my simpler teenage youth. Anyway, Hey Mercedes kicked ass and it's cool to hear something similar again.

I'm digging this, or the nostalgic part of my brain is. I can't tell if I truly enjoy this or just enjoy something that reminds me of my simpler teenage youth. Anyway, Hey Mercedes kicked ass and it's cool to hear something similar again.

Calling it right now, but all I'm getting is a busy signal.

Calling it right now, but all I'm getting is a busy signal.

WOOO HOOO

WOOO HOOO

Please. Everything's free when you use Monopoly money, anyway.

Please. Everything's free when you use Monopoly money, anyway.

It's a Shore-fire hit!

It's a Shore-fire hit!