Why come you got no tattoo?

Homey it ain't hard. http://www.fliptext.org/

They're on a bus to the afterlife. Called it.

I actually really don't know how holograms work. Is it laser beams? I hope so, otherwise this joke falls flatter than a hologram.*

So will he be dynamite with a laser beam?

Yaaaaaay DC bands! Though I guess they call themselves a Philly band now? Well, fuck that.

I just watched Paul last night. It was better than I expected.

He's the real dill.

If you go halfsies, you can never be quite sure. And that means no worries.

I mean… kinda?

I need to find a new dentist!!! *laugh track*

I look at shitty casting decisions from both sides now.

I forgot about that!! You're right!

Ahhhh yes, the Ruckster. The Ruck Sack. The Pick-up Ruck. Don Ruckles. Rucky the Ruccoon. Nordstrom Ruck. Ruck, Ruck, Goose.The Erucktion of Mt. Pinatubo.

Andy Bernard + Cameron from Ferris Bueller (or whoever from Spin City or whatever other less important thing he's done since then)

I remember going through an insufferable straight-edge phase. I was like 13 and couldn't have done any of sXe's off-limits stuff anyway, so it was pretty easy.

The Canine Vacancy

They did! But they changed all the characters and mixed up the plot considerably and renamed it. Now it's called "2 Broke Girls."

@avclub-ede25e8e1854d049167781d220278066:disqus That might be in my top 10 favorite comments ever on this site.

It won't be easy.