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@Scrawler2:disqus Frosted Mini-Wheats; and only after he ate Chipotle.

I'm a distant descendant of the first cave person to rhythmically bang your mom.

I take issue with the final calculation about whether Cube would have any free time while filming a movie. Granted, it's a fair argument, but hardly conclusive. Movie stars have days off. I consider the matter substantially supported by the evidence but not yet irrefutably settled.

The second one was fucking impossible. I've never beat it and I still go back to it every couple years to see if it will make any more sense. And it never does. And I never look up the solution online out of some perverse dedication to figuring it out myself. God, I should probably just let it go at this point.

And her archenemy Dvorak.

That's just such a nice gag. It made me smile.

Holy crap! I had no idea! Well, shit, there goes my next week of productivity.

Sierra's Goblins (and Gobliins and Gobliiins) games were freaking awesome. Meep-mop meep-meep-mop maup.

God, it's like Fark in here.

FACT: I found out about this guy by reading the thalidomide Wikipedia page 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…. He plays the guitar with his feet! Because his mother took thalidomide while she was pregnant and he was born without arms.

There's this park on the corner that's really quite pretty around sunset when you can't see as much of the grime. I mean, so long as you temper your expectations, of course. So, you know, parts are. Parts are still beautiful. Ish.

It isn't? What have I been doing with this buzzer, then? Oh god.

Have you ever met a Brit? They're blackout drunk literally 100% of the time. I'm surprised and impressed they knew they were even watching a film of any kind.

What?

Irrelephant!

And therefore considers himself an alien.

You had me at Emma Stone.

Thanks! I like yours, too.

The reason I said they lack logic is that they cannot, or refuse to, understand human beings as anything other than perfectly logical, generally well-meaning, perfectly self-interested individuals. For the life of them, they cannot understand why the drive for individual profit doesn't motivate everybody in exactly