If someone came by and played one of these songs at my local open mic, we'd all laugh along for the one song and it'd be kind of a lark and we'd all go back to living our lives. If someone went up on stage and played an entire album worth of this, I'd stab him with a splintered bar stool leg.

Welcome to AV Club, I guess? I mean, you know that's what we do here, right? We analyze to death things that may or may not be nothing more than pop culture fluff. It's right in the mission statement.

I'm not sure they totally pinned the previous suicide on Cartman. They just said the whole school ridiculed him; they didn't really single out Cartman (although it wouldn't be surprising if he were the ringleader). Right?

I lived somewhere with one of the highest Mormon populations outside SLC. I know from which I speak.

Great Job, Michael Winslow!

The Mormons come from a particularly beautiful stock of people. Almost to a person, they are gorgeous specimens of humanity. It's one of their major selling points. They kind of hit the genetic jackpot and, aside from the occasional convert, manage to keep it in the family, so to speak.

Haha Mangum and Raincoats. [Insert condom joke here.]

You kind of bobbled the landing, but otherwise, solid effort. I award it 1.0 likes.

Tubular Job, Internet!

Damn Sam.

You will eat the cat poop!

Have you seen that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros band? Even with their NFL commercial, they probably only each got like $12 and a sandwich. They're more like a small country than an indie rock band.

Maybe they can take a sponsorship deal and change their name to WD-40.

Now I'm bored with Alf. What I want is Sexy Alf.

Have TV execs not realized that offering up PG-13 titillation is worthless as a ratings grab when hardcore pornography is never further than two clicks away on the Internet? (only one click if you count the "Back" button)

I'll have the pancakes in the age of enlightenment.

Sausage… golf… something about links? Good day on the links? I don't know, that's all I got right now.

The name of their next album is actually, "I had a layover once in Providence so I went into town and got a cup of coffee and then later a hot dog from a street vendor (with a top split bun). Do they sing about the time I did that?", but surprisingly it's about falling out of love.

That's an addition to the alphabet I could get behind!

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