Liked for teaching me a word.

Well, sort of. Not with the fish joke, but with the pedantic corrections.

And I was before all of you!!!

I'm of two minds pointing out the fact that it's really "bated" breath. I don't want to encourage them.

Ah! OK, that's exactly what I was wondering. Thanks!

It was a half-hearted attempt to reference this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I meant "yet" as in, is the site up and running yet and can I go ahead and cancel my subscription, or do I need to wait for them to finish their potemkin DVD-mailing hoax before I do so?

I had no idea that Xian rock band was even still around!

Question, because I haven't been following the news and it's easier to AVClub-source most of my knowledge these days: Can I opt out from Qwikster yet? Or has that even launched yet?

That wasn't Mixtape, that was Seventy Times Seven. Mixtape is the one where he accuses her of not liking Morrissey or The Smiths.

He earned the right to call it a tactleneck. Good on you, Mr. Jobs. If more people who are as influential as you were as not-evil as you, the world would be a much better place.

Regardless, the response of "well now I'm just never going to say anything publicly EVER AGAIN" is whiny and childish. So, yes, what a baby. What a petulant fucking baby.

I had totally forgotten about Wienerville. Holy god was that a weird show! Even now it feels more like something I dreamt up while high than an actual memory.

My petulant baby translator isn't working, I don't think. I'm all reading is "waaaah waaah waaaaaaaaaah."

I know! Another plus!

Oh you're like Fozzie Bear, then!

HE'S ALL GROWNS UP AND HE'S ALL GROWNS UP AND HE'S ALL GROWNS UP!

Getting this in before the Intolerable Cruelty defenders take over: That movie was god-awful and boring.

Well that answers my question, then. Much thanks.

Question: Why does the marlin stab the shark with a fork when it has a giant spear coming out of its face? Does it charge the shark, which dodges at the last second, only to succumb to the marlin's secondary weapon: a fork?