I will forgive this if and only if they also release a remastered, 3D version of The Dark Crystal.

I could not disagree more. That movie was twenty different flavors or disjointed but I found it highly watchable. The music alone carried it through its slower scenes.

Agreed. I loved Rubicon, but admit that it's not a show that's widely appreciable. I still have tiny lingering hopes that it will reappear somewhere, someday.

MANDY MOORE IS AMERICAN ROYALTY, YOU PLEBEIAN SWINE!

Cryin' Adams > Dryin' Adams

I predict a steampunk ark and unicorns.

She already got them, right? Like a long time ago? I don't know if Lisa needs braces anymore.

"Down low, Taylor…..I have sex with other black men in secret."

Do either you or Bionicle people even have five of anything?

It's possible the angels were completely unreliable narrators of their own history, though. Perhaps more spiteful angels were until recently in control of humanity's destiny, hurtling it through wars and plagues and violence, until they were overthrown by the slightly more benevolent angels we see in the movie. For…

Have you seen the state of modern essay journalism? "Kind of sucked" is high praise indeed; equivalent to 10 Pulitzers of yesteryear!!!

You know, it was OK (but only OK) right up until it got all mystical and theological. Then it went to pot.

It's a true fact that if your name is Damian/Damon/some-variation-thereof, you're destined to become a television script writer.

Well I liked it! Phooey on you both.

I'm probably one of the few people of my generation to read the book before seeing the movie, and the book was just so, so, so much better and more involving that I had a hard time with the movie.

Smoked 'em all.

Holy mackerel, you took the names of bands that are typically grouped in the same genre and SMASHED THEIR NAMES TOGETHER!!!!!!

Far-right has the most triangular face I've ever seen.

THAT IS TOTALLY IT HOLY SHIT THANK YOU.

Growing up, I remember occasionally watching a TV western in which a cowboy-type guy had his badge stripped away and his rifle broken by someone. I also maybe remember some kind of ditch or something? It made it look like somehow the main character had screwed up and was being kicked out of law enforcement, maybe.