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The Godfather I
Act 3 ruled acts 1 and 2.

"Deez Hearts" (With Marky grabbing his Calvin's you know where)

That's hilarious, Adolph. You should frame that zinger. Hang it next to your Oscar.

Mr. Phipps needs a vicious, bloody beating
"stuff that was pretty crappy the first time around."

I fucking love this show.

Val's Halla is/was the coolest record store in the Chicago area. Val had great hair.

Son's-a-bitches with your freaking math… The only good news I'm taking away from this hellish discussion is that a Malick flic is coming out.

Terry1 - Your impression sucks dick. I hope someone punches your face, then makes you watch Elephant. That'll learn ya, dick.

The World Needs More Chris Elliot
And to "Chris Elliot is a fucking idiot," kindly go fuck yourself.

"High horse…shite"
This music is very enjoyable. Thank you for posting the link.

reading all these made my day.

Cock Turning Into Arby's

Yeah, this and Joe's Apt. wayyy overlooked. Singing roaches…brilliant.

Fuck me. I thought it was "Electric Eel."

Lost In Translation
My lady swears Bob and Charlotte did the grown folk in that movie. I don't think so. What do you motherfuckers think?

His jeans are too too tight! Can't you see that? His penis could be severed at any moment! Do you not understand?

Yes. I thought this Will.I.Am character was pretty cool for beating up Mr. Perez. I had no idea he was a Pea. Now I'm just sad.

Terrified for Boss Jr.
Those tight jeans he wears…I swear he's one awkward kick-spin or jump kick from having those tight Levi's slice his penis clean off. I tremble every time I see him live.

Terrified for Boss Jr.
Those tight jeans he wears…I swear he's one awkward kick-spin or jump kick from having those tight Levi's slice his penis clean off. I tremble every time I see him live.

And there's been a lot of hot jizz shot on his face too.