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Angry Manchild
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I was also shocked that no one else had dipped into that well of creativity before.  However, google informs me that someone once said:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER READ. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME NO-NAME SITE IS DISRESPECTING MY UNCHARTED AND THE SONY CORPORATION. THIS PLACE SHOULD BE CALLED THE GAYV CLUB.