I saw NIN on the farewell show in Tampa with my ex-fiance…nothing says irony than listening to Terrible Lie next to your own Pretty Hate Machine…it was both hilarious and sad

Shit, now I gotta make plans to be in Chicago in August…

your father is one wise jew nate

What the fuck took them so long?!

Who needs dating shows when the only suitable mate is Stacy512?

I hope somebody finds Tom Petty's toe…

Wine in a can and rhyming freaking with weekend…2 genius moments!