Have you ever seen a Katy Perry video? Her songs may have some adult subject matter, but the videos are made for tweens.

Her father is an insanely wealthy Nashville lawyer, but I bet that's coincidental to her success.

While I'm not a fan of the genre, just about any Broadway show should prove that a performer can sing well and dance at the same time.

There were many classics in this. I'd write them all out, but then it would just be me copying and pasting most of the article.

Well, I'm pretty sure one one of them will take the offer, so you're really only siding with two out of three.

I remember there was a bit of noise this year when it was disclosed that halftime performers weren't paid. When all the fuss blew over, I guess the thinking was, "Hell, let's ask them for money next time."

My parents watch the bands. They called to tell me how good Bruno Mars was and then how that band I used to like came out and played. This is, sadly, a true fucking story.

Oy! It's so humid!

Compared to where the Simpsons were just two years later, that was brilliant satire. But really, "Can't sleep, gonna die" was kind of funny.

Never knew that! Weird!

No, he was early twenties. The grey temples came from the cosmic storm that gave everyone their powers. He was definitely not a WWII vet.

The reaction to casting for the new FF has been way overblown. First off, if you know the original FF comics origin, you know that Reed Richards actually is in his early twenties when the comic starts. Second, and more related to this article, most of the complaints concerning Jordan as Storm have to do with the…

Yes he did. Because the best way to foster a conversation about criticizing a band partly based on their cultural influence is to bring up, for no reason whosoever, hate groups who support the holocaust.

I'll take Sublime fans over the straight edge crowd this guy's into any day. Can't say that I've ever met a juggalo, but I imagine they'd be last on my list.

See, now I don't hate the lyrics so much. Song still sucks, though. I'm sure a ten second internet search could have given Bayer the same info, but then she wouldn't have been able to make the Britta jokes. For the entire interview. Over and over.

Well, when you put it that way…

I don't get the Kevin Smith hate. I mean, he made a couple of funny films, couple of bombs, and one pretty good film. That's good enough for me. But dissing a guy because of his nerdy ass pop culture predilections here of all places seems like you may have other issues. Are you afraid of aging, Ricky Coogin? Are you…

Yeah, I was wondering what's wrong with rawk. I liked the song well enough, though.

He also looks like the kid on the Evil Empire cover grown up. You know, if you needed another reason to think he's a little shit.

Fuck that. Thirteen is a great time to develop your taste in music. It's pretty much all I did at that age. Sabbath, Zeppelin, Anthrax, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Black Flagg, Jane's Addiction, REM, Bad Brains, Run DMC. Ok, sure there was some stuff I'm not proud of - Guns and Roses, Ton Loc - but I…