Man, if TL thinks that's "doughy," I am well and truly Fucked.

Sound advice.

I enjoyed Broadchurch, but it seemed like 4-6 episodes' worth of plot spread out over 8.  That said, nobody cares what I think, and I look forward to series 2.

I didn't quite follow the Pete & Bob scene.  He wants Bob gone so bad, then when he's presented with the perfect opportunity he lets him stay because…why exactly?  Since when is Pete anything but a dick to his enemies?  That scene was just super odd for me.

I feel the same way about Colin Meloy's voice.

Take note, this may be the first recorded instance where a void left behind a void.

My opinion on AHS in a nutshell: God, this show sucks.  Bring on season three.

I wish you'd used the traditional Big Butt Book photo for this article.  Oh wait, wrong inexplicably beloved Hollywood fratboy.

I wish you'd used the traditional Big Butt Book photo for this article.  Oh wait, wrong inexplicably beloved Hollywood fratboy.

"I hate to be a niggling nagger, but I heard sniggering from the niggardly beggar with the chiggers."  —Chevy Chase, possibly, or not

"I hate to be a niggling nagger, but I heard sniggering from the niggardly beggar with the chiggers."  —Chevy Chase, possibly, or not

Dang, you're probably right.  I wish all zombie tales had the same Zombie Logic.  I guess I was thinking more about the blood drop in the eye from 28 Day Later.  But I guess that world is more about a virus, whereas The Walking Dead zombies are caused by…well, they haven't spelled it out yet.

Dang, you're probably right.  I wish all zombie tales had the same Zombie Logic.  I guess I was thinking more about the blood drop in the eye from 28 Day Later.  But I guess that world is more about a virus, whereas The Walking Dead zombies are caused by…well, they haven't spelled it out yet.

I enjoyed this episode way more than the Chatfest-Down-On-the-Farm last season, but man…that part near the end when Glenn & Maggie were snuggling?  They were covered in zombie gore and full-on nuzzling each other.  It was meant to be this touching moment and all I could think was, "You're going to get zombie juice in…

I enjoyed this episode way more than the Chatfest-Down-On-the-Farm last season, but man…that part near the end when Glenn & Maggie were snuggling?  They were covered in zombie gore and full-on nuzzling each other.  It was meant to be this touching moment and all I could think was, "You're going to get zombie juice in…

Somebody on eBay has been selling Dipper hats lately and really cleaning up because they're the only seller with them.  I think they're making 30-40 dollars a pop.

Somebody on eBay has been selling Dipper hats lately and really cleaning up because they're the only seller with them.  I think they're making 30-40 dollars a pop.

I think if this Alasdair cat had ever played Street Fighter 2, the ep would've ranked higher.  I wouldn't have changed a thing, this episode was perfect.  Paul Robertson really brought the ruckus with the pixel animation and the SF2 references/gags were spot-on.  The show with the best theme song on television just…

I think if this Alasdair cat had ever played Street Fighter 2, the ep would've ranked higher.  I wouldn't have changed a thing, this episode was perfect.  Paul Robertson really brought the ruckus with the pixel animation and the SF2 references/gags were spot-on.  The show with the best theme song on television just…

The cake pops scene just hammered home the biggest lesson we can all learn from this show:  anytime someone in your life is acting vaguely nervous or out of the ordinary:  get the fuck out and run for your life.