Obviously it would have to be High on Crack Street: Lost Lives in Lowell.

Have to go 'neck with either Green Grass and High Tides by the Outlaws or Gator Country by Molly Hatchet.

Aja's "Black Cow" into "Aja".  You could really go with any Steely Dan album, since they sure knew how to front-load and you didn't really need Side 2 a lot of the time.

You have failed to mention that "Dave" is a shameless ripoff of the Richard Dreyfus classic "Moon Over Parador"

Is the Fantagraphics series basically a reprint of the Carl Barks library? 

Back when people had a CD collection and it was a point of pride, pretty much everyone stopped their Stones collection at Tattoo You.  Most everyone skipped Emotional Rescue to get to it as well.

That was horribly overpaid Rays part timer Pat Burrell's at-bat music.  I would have gone Dio Sabbath and batted to Heaven and Hell.

Rural, Swampy Florida
They built tract housing over it 10 years ago.

What about The Outlaws or Molly Hatchett?

As a kid, I wondered why the fuck Dr. Johnny Fever had become a police officer.

She was the Ashley Covington Evans of "Murphy Brown".

Season of the Witch
You name your film after the worst/best of the Halloween movies and this is what you get.