He's looking for the teabag he dropped on the ground.

Filasockful

Filasockful

That movie was fucking terrible, but I can't stand pouty, angsty teen movies (see Adventureland).  I was embarrassed for having my wife sit through that.

That movie was fucking terrible, but I can't stand pouty, angsty teen movies (see Adventureland).  I was embarrassed for having my wife sit through that.

"That looks worse than my hair.  Now un-pop your collar or I'm going to hide this watch in your poopchute."

"That looks worse than my hair.  Now un-pop your collar or I'm going to hide this watch in your poopchute."

Listen here fatty.  If you don't stop talking about that Barbara Streisand concert, I'm going to fucking kill you.

Listen here fatty.  If you don't stop talking about that Barbara Streisand concert, I'm going to fucking kill you.

I had no idea tampons took baths.  Huh.  Learn something new everyday.

I had no idea tampons took baths.  Huh.  Learn something new everyday.

Thanks for that Assless Chaps.  You may now have a seat.

Thanks for that Assless Chaps.  You may now have a seat.

Pretty dope, because she's pretty dumb.

Pretty dope, because she's pretty dumb.

Saw them in Chicago last summer, and he fucking wailed.  Sounded amazing.

Saw them in Chicago last summer, and he fucking wailed.  Sounded amazing.

SWORDFIGHT!!!

SWORDFIGHT!!!

It tested better than Pinot Balls.