It tested better than Pinot Balls.

I enjoyed Man with the Silky Balls better.

I enjoyed Man with the Silky Balls better.

Your mom.  She loves black AND white balls.  Boom.

Your mom.  She loves black AND white balls.  Boom.

Nothing about the Mist movie is better than the book.  I enjoyed the end of the Mist book.  My complaint was the end of Cell.  I think King just got bored and rushed it.

Nothing about the Mist movie is better than the book.  I enjoyed the end of the Mist book.  My complaint was the end of Cell.  I think King just got bored and rushed it.

Oops.  I got Tekken confused for the pervy one with the big boob'd chicks.  If I had a nickel…

Oops.  I got Tekken confused for the pervy one with the big boob'd chicks.  If I had a nickel…

Hey @ghostbusters I just saw some freeky shit.  Can I get a retweet?  Folow me back!

Hey @ghostbusters I just saw some freeky shit.  Can I get a retweet?  Folow me back!

NO ONE steps on Bill Murray in my town!

NO ONE steps on Bill Murray in my town!

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Flagged for inappropriate boner content.

It was pretty classic King.  300 page build-up and 20 page resolution.

It was pretty classic King.  300 page build-up and 20 page resolution.

There is no Murray, only Akroyd.

There is no Murray, only Akroyd.

And while I'm at it, Dawes sucks!