My library selection is pretty bitchin' too, but I begrudgingly renewed my netflix when I canceled my cable subscription.

I signed up for the streaming service so my boy could watch Yo Gabba Gabba, which rules.  Unfortunately, he has moved on to Thomas, which is the worst.

Have you tried doing a barrel roll?  That should clear it right up.

You're both wrong.  Soundgarden eats pieces of shit like Kanye for breakfast.

Color Me Confusedd

I'll leave that up to you sir.  I'll go with him touring the country doing a soul revival to rescue our financial crisis.

A creed.  I'll see your politics and up you with religion.

It's a dawwwg whistle.

I'm on the waiting list for an apartment there.  Creed plays the lunchtime buffet every Sunday!

…while miming hand jobs.

Believe it or not George isn't at home…

I don't know.  I heard Marky still wears that fake dong every day.  That could make quite a weapon.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Those will be covered by Bibles soon, now that Denver lost too.

Cox… new slot…  filled…

He should donate some of that to Ebert.

Yeah, I was kinda worried about still going to strip clubs after having a daughter last year.  Hasn't stopped me yet!

Falling asleep in a bowl of chicken soup.

I'm guessing that he'll eventually get fired and have to take a job washing dishes.

I'll settle for a $100 mutt and a $5 jar of peanut butter.