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He jumps to the audience's reality and sees how much better the movie would be with Michael J Fox in it.

A free face tat with each book sold.  It's up to you how big you want the dick.

I could do some serious strutting to this.

Four Tet did that too.

So you must also remember fondling your teen self.

Hangover script "writing":

Who?

I hope Dane Cook is the new lead!!

Well, if you think that's rape, just wait until I follow you home from work.

Every time I hear those Inception horn blasts in other movie trailers, I curl up in the fetal position on the floor.

(Blinking Ewoks bow down before Sean)

Nope.  War Horse.

I thought Billy was Jon Voight.  Can we get an angry, drunk Jon Voight to host next year please?  Maybe he can bite a few people too.

Not mine.  WB put the kibosh on my sweet innocent library just recently.

This will probably be 3D and the tree will rape the audience, take money from their pockets and give them the finger.

That sounds perfect, especially since I was largely unimpressed by the book.

Some people might call bullshit on the last two stories, but I don't doubt them for a second.  Thanks for sharing.  I'll have to track down The Dancing Outlaw.

That and "got more ass than Wilt Chamberlain."

I normally don't chime in on these, but I have to spread the word on a true gem I watched on Sunday - The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.  Streaming on Netflix, it had me in tears I was laughing so hard.  Unbelieveable.