If that's the case, I'm going to start a nipple and cod-piece tuxedo company.

[crickets]

Trent Reznor sent me a link to this game on twitter.  We're pretty tight.

Fooooood eaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

If you're so hard up for some female nudity that you're willing to look at this mess, you … fit right in here.

Please hang yourself.

Derpmatic and Arsenio - you catch the game last night bro's?

Here's the thing with Lulu.  They brought this on themselves for doing that ridiculously vain EPK video and calling it the best thing ever made by anyone.  How do you expect anyone to go in neutral after that?

Lars only sleeps with men that look just like him though.

Is it too late to cancel Lulu too?

I'm watching it again tonight.  Love it.  Haven't seen it in a while.

Ditto.  The Ring reminded me what it was like to be scared.  That and Event Horizon.

I'm sorry what?  I can't hear you, because my ear canals are filled with poo.

He's also heard slurping on Morisson's dead cock.

This is swimming in a sea of retarded musicality.

"Hi Sweetheart.  You did such a good job stripping and swinging on that pole.  It gave me such a proud daddy-boner."

On himself?  no wonder he fell.  He's lucky he didn't drown.

I'm 33, and that's still all I want to do all day.

Dude looks like a crackhead.

Get right out of town!