I can't either….. cause I'm too busy whacking it to old pictures of her.  Those freckles make my loins boil.

Please stop.

He's the definition of a movie star.  Negligible talent, but boatloads of charisma.

That list starts and ends with Clint Howard.

Eagle River?!

I haven't made it through Wonder Boys, because I can't stand Tobey Maguire, but Solitary Man was awesome.  Perfect role for Douglas.

Wow.  Really?  I bet you liked Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist too.

Up ya nose with a rubber hose.

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(buys ticket to Switzerland)  Who's with me?!

I feel like I'm missing something here, but I'm totally on board with you.

You have the deduction skills of a Fox news anchor.

Like cancerAIDs?

Peter Travers on Rolling Stone is the only critic I trust.  No bullshit, and he can appreciate both art and good trash.

Part 1 is way too emo-y and new wavey, but the deuce had great songwriting and rocking.

If you listen closely, you can hear Lou and Lars sucking each other off in the background.

I'm no hipster D-bag, but they have turned me onto a lot of bands that I may have never heard of.  Yes, there is a lot of snarky bullshit on there, but it is easy to ignore.

Give the new Mastodon a try you pussies.

In that vein, I'm gonna throw Pet Sematary out there.

Post of the week.