Thanks for remaking another one of my favorite movies!  May I suggest you do Star Wars next?  Maybe Michael Bay can direct it.  Then have the Date/Scary/Epic Movie guys do Airplane.

Yeah, but did you see her in a cheerleading outfit in Death Proof? 

I personally would've gone with Shaq in drag.

I volunteer to donkey punch the next person to rank their albums.

Yes!  The Head!  I blame 90% of my weirdness on watching that whole series as a 16 year old.

Creepy!

Yes sir.  I don't know who this chick is, but I'm totally rubbing one out to her tonight.

I didn't think that movie could sound any more disgusting.  Well played.  Thanks for taking us there.

I heard the third one is going to have R. Kelly up in it, just peeing all over those bitches.

I would only watch this if the entire cast of Glee formed the centipede.