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You could name a better bunch in your sleep. Aaron Paul is a good start as the torch or the thing. I always wondered how Tom Sizemore would do as the thing. But he is old. I think Mickey rourke would've been a good thing too. Mr fantastic is tough. Maybe Jon Hamm. Or Albert brooks. There are billions of

meanwhile in the Snyderverse a hundred moose trample a Volkswagen in slow motion and superman craps out a turd that shoots thorough the core of the earth.

this is of course going to be stinker city awful. Fox is pretty lost as to what to do with its marvel properties so they tween them.

I share in this grief. Where else shall we turn, o' gentle reader?

I really wish the national would do something different again. High violet grew on me and I like it. This new one has a few good songs but anytime "Graceless" and its flat out ridiculous rhyme sceme and lyrics come on I have to laugh. Also who is under the gun again in "I need my girl." They need to try some

yeah man it looked like an old Star Trek episode. It would be pretty wild if all of Guardians looked that crappy. That doesn't make me want to see it any less however.

this batman movie is batman batman batman. And also batman.

wish this was about the drug speed.

Maybe this show will be about Jim Gordon's flower child days, when the world was his oyster and the drugs were a plenty. Gotham city was a town of free love and radical acceptance with beautiful arrays of colors and rainbow pastiche. The cops gave out free hugs and saved kittens from trees.

"Hey…do you guys feel like something is missing?  I mean it really seems like there should be more going on."

it sounds so sad when you put it that way.

it will be the absence of Batman that is actually a character in the show, you see.

that was a perfect summation of the watchmen movie. Thanks.

yeah. 

Golden rule broken by 1st superman movie-"superman doesn't kill"

Yes but did you notice that Charlie Rose farted a little during the interview? clearly he had egg salad for lunch, heavy on the paprika and cumin-not a local cumin either, exotic and tangy it could only mean he eaten it in Singapore on a hot afternoon.

The comedies are very funny! Everyone thinks so and laughs appropriately!

Whoa hold the horses!!? Dave lee rotho on the stone coldo steve-o show? I think I'd rather have my ears pounded by anvils.

Yeah what a letdown.  On the other hand "That American Life" sounded promising and is occasionally stellar.

I ,for one, welcome my new imperialist entertainers.