Begin the un-scarfing of Johnny Depp!

It had the germ of some good ideas in it.

And that's all right with me…

The Man Whose Teeth… is a depressing book.

(footage of 100 year old black lady driving a car)
NINJA NINJA NINJA I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' NINJA!

Didn't she "fall" back around '02 at the latest?

SCOTT!!!!

An Olsen twin made sure of it!

"Here, here's your Oscar."
"Why is your face so red?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

*lectures on the benefits of nascent iodine

It can be three things!

The Bible is pretty much Science For Dummies

One of the guys from The Kinks is really into this stuff.

No, 'twas David Tennant that was!

This poetry slam has got it goin' ON!

Too big to fail, AMIRITE?

"Television, in their stomachs. Now that is evolution."

That Dana Carvey sketch show.

These ones were really old and confused and forgot how to use the clicker

Remember when Nicholas Cage named his daughter New Hampshire Shlong?