Or 404 elderly people who died that night with the television left on.

He was anything BUT lax

Start warning people about evil aliens and super computers and you're halfway there!

(Alex Jones scribbles furiously)

One might even say he's a Wizard Of Id!

Hey…get a job!

Plus, check out that breathy, sexy voice of his!

Taylor Swift as Zorak? I LIKE IT!

My favorite Don Henley song!

Wow, you held out a lot longer than I did.
Flashback-
(sees ad in Rolling Stone for "Cry Baby")
"NOPE! NOOOOOPE! UH-UH!"

THIS MOVIE IS A STUDIO TENT POLE!

REAL LIFE TIM BURTON CHARACTER PUTS FOOT IN MOUTH

Brian Williams never leaped home

Bean there, done that!

"…and a McDouble."

Are you there Zod? It's me, Margot Kidder.

I can only win when the stakes are high!

" (insert famous actor's name here) was briefly placed in a mental institution in his early teens, whenever he would look into a mirror he would see visions of his gentials, severed and impaled on a large butcher knife."

30 years ago-John Schneider! Yikes!

Things we do for love, AMIRITE?