When somebody makes fun of Ecuador, I don't get mad, I just go Brazil!!!

Hulu has ZERO episodes of After M*A*S*H, therefore it is worse than useless to me.

Competence is his kryptonite!

The "cousin Larry" defense

Guys, c'mon! What did the warrior princess ever do to you?

LEAVE LUCY LAWLESS OUTTA THIS!
(uses crutch to sweep bottles off table)

"Damn it! This trailer is overflowing with brown M&Ms!"

The only way to win is not to play!

And that bus will be immortalized by Filter!

(Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" starts playing)

Aye, 'ats true McBluemoon!

I love angry women.

"Ziggy says you're an ant in the afterbirth Sam!"

"No one told me blowing your brains out would kill you!"

The only way to win is not to play!

Das racist!

Mark Twain Special Comedy Olympics

HIM BIZZARRO TWAIN!

Looking forward to Jesus "I smell a fart" face style acting!

I have a Passion for puns!