Who the "Final Five" Buffalo Bills are.

Albert Fish Out Of Water?

Don't cum around here no more…

Also, by season six he will be a senator.

Wasn't one of them supposed to be a lesbian in the early years of the show but they backed away from it?

Here in Seattle there's Real Change.

Well yeah but…WHAT ABOUT FIREFLY?!?!?

"The music is coming from the frackin' Battleship…"

What are wolves for
when no one's talkn' anymore?

Ana Paquin's squinting.

And soft serve ice cream?

The Moon Is A Harsh Muslim With No Birth Certificate

That's a paddlin'.

Oh no! You've caught the Babel virus!

This was a nice little sex cult we had going here until your friend ruined it!

It's where they're holding the real, attractive Claire Danes prisoner.

HULK MAD AT X-MEN MOVIE! WOLVERINE NOT TALK LIKE THAT!

"I'm into bears, will Jorge Garcia be here at the prison today?"

"Hey guard, want to see my painting of Patrick McGoohan that has a vauge homoerotic vibe to it?"

"WOULD YOU PLEASE PASS THE JELLY?"