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Not until that fat Wonder Woman from last year tells you too.

*trippy Fruitopia commercial from 1994*

Newswire: Demi Moore Looks In Mirror, Discovers She Has Aquired The "Innsmouth Look."

Everything sexually fustrates me, so yeah.

Well blow me down!

Wolf: "Try not to freeze to death, Dumdum!"
Liam: "SHADDUP!"

I'm pretty sure Mena Suvari is a zombie or at least a star necropheliacs wish was dead so they could jerk off to her.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
DOO DEE DOO DOO, DOO DEE DO DO DO!

A) She wasn't really all that thin

Hell yeah…
That Cyberwoman was so hot.

Apes Ma, you've been eating too much and going to the bathroom too much…

Your cage isn't getting any bigger Apes Ma

I'm holding out…
…for Jon Favreau's stop motion "Katzenjammer Kids" movie.

Oh, you other countries with your Tintin and soccer matches!

He's come down with "Lucas Cow" disease.

Judaism?

Criss cross!

Paltrow looks more and more like Arex from the animated Star Trek series with every year.

Shouldn't that be "bored" game?

Black people
don't care about Bush.