Sorry, there's no Macy's anymore, what with the collapse of the retail industry. Maybe if no one's looking, we can load him up onto a drone and send him to Amazon.

This, this is the quality content I come for.

Newsflash:
Asshole goes working for assholes, is still an asshole.

Not enough funny hats.

Always stepping in those damn melting clocks.

*upvotes, puts french bread on sculptural bust*

NOT IN THIS BAUHAUS!!

*claps*
*vomits rainbows*

They demand to be taken seriously.

Well, not really, they're mostly spelled correctly.

Julius Copperhead.

Cobra of Errors.

If you bite the band Poison, you get herpes and a complimentary reality show on VH1 if that's still a thing.

I'm holding out for that Stilt-Man movie.

Spider-Americans if you please.

Hell, that was the biggest killer of the Civil War.

He's been coasting on that for a long time. Can't be bothered to get any new material.

Well he did get handjob from Buddha.
(it was a dark time)

Does it make you mad? Did it make you mean mad?

*sighs*