Have you tried whispering "Rosebud"?

The theme is played as a ringtone.

there's just two?

upvote out of pity.

The torches are just extra large bic lighters.

It's hard to transcribe a penis in dots and dashes.
Hey wait…
:-
That was easy.

I dunno, guys. i think this Alex Jones guy is kinda an asshole.

Can these robots just take over already? This singularity is taking forever!!

I don't have money, Nintendo, here's my everlasting soul.

The next game will be about the overthrow of the Mushroom Kingdom for a Mushroom Democratic Republic, but it all goes to hell when Toadspierre takes over, and Mario has to cut an arms deal with the Koopas,

House of Shrooms

It's all fine and well till we start getting lawsuits because of blue shells.

That was… weird. In a good way I guess. But I think I've seen the hat gimmick before, probably in some obscure game. Not sure.
But seriously Mario possessing his enemies and T-Rexes? How is he not like God already?

No, they just fell on bullets repeatedly from a great height.

*opens window on floor of set*
It's a sad day to be climbing walls.

First brush with Batman was his, back when they were doing syndication. First grade, I think. I remember being distinctly annoyed that it was a two-parter, and I had to wait a whole day for the conclusion.
RIP Caped Crusader.
Hopefully they'll let Batman dance in heaven.

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?"

POW!
SOCKO!
SADNESS!
GRIEF!!

@!#?@!

PYRAMIDS CAN'T MELT WOOD BEAMS, BATTLE OF ACTIUM WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!