Fangs a lot for that.

It would culminate in a non-crossover, no one would show up to star or watch.

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Um..it's Fan4stic okay..
*puts baseball cap on backwards for corporate meeting*

Anubis would turn into a pun thread.

Don't be such a Hothflake,

Maybe? I thought they were frozen.

This is true, but Rick isn't without his own reckless disregard. In the Potion episode Rick turns the populous into Cronenburg monsters and then skips town with Morty to another dimension, leaving others to clean up his mess, which ironically helps Jerry(or this version, he could very well an exception in that…

Jerry and Beth need some time apart. We need to get a Beth-centric episode since she's all about intoxicating herself and diving into her own particular mad science of horse surgery. Have those Rick traits come out.

Jerry's trying to be the traditional father to Rick's crazy unstable alpha grandpa. He's fighting for a conformity that just doesn't exist in the chaos of aliens and alternate dimensions. It's relatable in a very sad way.
Actually the best version of Jerry is the one at the end of "Rick Potion #9". He rolls with the…

Aww, who's a cute nihilist? You are, that's who?
*Tosses copyThus Spoke ZaraThustra*

Well Jerry constantly strives for a kind of mediocre life. He wants to be the traditional father figure. He wants a stability that just can't happen with Rick. Jerry's not wrong in wanting that, but he can't help but look pathetically flailing in the face of Rick's cosmic drama. It's sad yet sort of relatable.

I think this was pointed out in a Steven Universe thread, we all want to be Steven, but we end up being like Lars instead. We want to be Rick, but we would probably end up like Jerry.

Hell, in the third season opener, it was HER idea to dig up dead Rick to get his portal gun. That's thinking outside the box.

So this is how it ends, not with a bang, or a whimper, but a meme……

I really hope that's not the case. I think Garnet as a fusion was about as good as a twist as you can get out of that.

She would have kept her form if she was the incompetent Lionel Hutz of Gem lawyers.

The Temple was The Black Lodge all along.

Actually Bismuth is in the Burning Room, because celebrity voices are expensive.

I'm not very good at geology. All I know is that rocks are hard and they taste terrible.