She was also the courtroom artist. Pearls are naturally artistic geniuses.

Hey, here come's Slippin' Zircon.
Hopefully she'll reform on Earth and con humans out of their earthly possessions.

It makes me sad that the Comic-Book Nerd from the Simpsons was not an exaggerated stereotype, but a terrifying reality.

Unfortunately she got fried for it, her brilliant lawyering skills were her undoing. Like Matlock in the Twilight Zone, or some other poor analogy.

Yeah, she was awfully specific in wanting details, while Yellow was all too happy to bring the hammer down. Hell she fried her own prosecuting attorney.

It may have been some light treason.

I'm thinking White Diamond got involved, she's a pretty big missing link here.

Red Sapphire is the most adorable failed psychic since Uri Geller. Except that Uri Geller isn't adorable, he's kinda creepy.
Okay bad analogy.

I kept expecting her character to go off about how she was a boozer a user and a loser, and now she's on the right track keeping gems out of trouble.

JERRI BLANK IS A GEM!!!!
My girl, Amy Sedaris got to do a voice.
"AND SHE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!"

*offer available only to deceased.

Memorial Day, much better than Veterans Day, because the troops we spill so much lip service for are dead and we don't have to support them*.

Caress the cartridge gently with your finger.
Be firm yet gentle.

Hard-R Megaman? What?
Does he beat up the robots and make sex jokes or something?
How does any of that make sense?

The A.V. Club
Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets.

♪♫ I got drunk and my tractor done left me, and I ain't got no tractor no more♪♫
It's a shame that George Jones is dead, he'd definitely write that.

Just don't give him Dipping Dots. That makes him cry.

Well there's some dark irony, a tractor too good for the guy riding it, so good it doesn't even need a rider. Hit the road, Jeb!

Pimp my Tractor?
Bling my Thresher?

Whatever gets 'em off their tractors.