You know what, forget the blackjack!

PotC 2:Ecclesiastic Boogaloo

Double Jeopardy Asshole!

Fire across her nose, not up it!

Twist ending: Fox News was the asshole all along!

J.J. has his reasons.
http://heckifiknowcomics.co…

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!! ALLURING… REVEALING…. EROTIC… pictures of Spiderman.

All of which are still better than anything from the Clone Saga.

Wasn't Venom supposed to be Anti-Spidey but then they chicken-shitted out and made him a hero?
And then they realized there mistake, created Carnage, which is basically a one-note Joker archtype, with a costume that is basically a pain-in-the-ass to draw?

And with our flailing retail industry, malls will be a thing of the past.

Julius Ceasar's Dead.
Julius Ceasar's Dead.
Undead. Undead. Undead. Undead.

So that's how Rome fell. Barbarians stood outside the gate and played Joy Division full blast.

Dracula Unseen.

Most important question though, Is the Mummy drunk and does he like the funk? Does the Wolfman dance with Frankenstein's Bride?? And does Frankie get so mad he nearly died???

It needs to be a bash or a mash.

All these monsters gatting about can lead to only ONE THING,,,
https://youtu.be/JP1bg1R5XQc

Lycanthrope-at-Law

We all grieve in our own highly inappropriate impersonal ways.

Well shit, you're right. Pardon my mistake, I'm an aging Gen-Xer.
*puts on plaid, goes to mosh pit, breaks hip*

Even greater than Menudo or possibly the Jackson 5?