If your not careful, Hollywood will turn you into a spambot.

I'm from NY and this is very accurate. We do milk the fuck outta that shit, despite posturing ourselves as a "tough" city. We have to have a few plagues and maybe some catacombs to get on Europe's level.

"as a symbol of New York’s resilience in the face of the late-’80s financial collapse"
Resilience and a complete lack of self-regard for others, while also destroying everything around it. Yeah I think its time to get rid of the bull. Replace it with an animal with some sort of reasonable perspective.
Like a stoat.
I…

Maybe they're drunk because they bet on the losing team,"Stupid Phillies, I had a lot of catnip riding on this game. Now they're gonna send some Maine Coons to break my paws."

"Drunk kitties" should be an incredibly sad thing, but I can't help but giggle at it.

He had a lotta catnip riding on this game. He tried to interfere and now the cat bookies are looking for him.

Something, something loofa. Something something FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!

Ruh-oh, Raggy. It's a rase of rystematic rorruption!

Disimpressed.

Oh gosh, yah!

Someone utters a hokey midwestern phrase.

There's a Coen Bros movie in this somewhere. It just needs a gruesome out-of-place murder.

Well they did say he was a nutty bunny. Here's how the next White House Press Conf should go.
https://youtu.be/PxYtSOv_In4

Not just Simonson. Look at the background of the lounge with The Collector. Around 1:35. Straight up Jack Kirby design. I monumentally approve of this.

He was last see goin' aboard a crazy train.

I was almost afraid we lost Jack to "grim and gritty." But yeah, him sporting the bug armor made my day.

Plankton, maybe a few other under creatures. One of them was gently rotating around while floating, and you just don't see that in ordinary cartoons. Just fucking beautiful.

I've missed Funny Jack. Good to see him back.

Funny? That's a rather loose definition of the term. But what do I know, fun died for me a long time ago.

Yeah, fuck me for giving a shit.