Now that would be an awesome wrestling team.

My only complaint is there wasn't more gems playing around with this concept.

Funny story, here in Richmond, VA, we used to have a little underground lucha libre show going on. It was mostly art school kids and skinny punks fake hitting each other. We were tight with the local roller derby team too, so it was all good fun.
But as it went on, and the stunts became crazier(seriously they were…

See now this is why Steven shouldn't quit wrestling, he's gotta give all these new gems something to do to pass the time. Although I have to wonder if the Rubies would take it too literally.

I got my black and white Nikes!!

It's like the Paris Commune only instead of starvation and angry Prussians, we have Newswire and each other.

I keep imagining a group of toughs duking it out with compasses and t-squares. A very nerdy and white version of West Side Story

Cool, now all they need is a peasants revolt and a hundred years war and they're all set.

What are you saying, are you saying these turKEYS ARE FROM BENGHAZI???!?!?!?!

Turkeys building farms and riding carts?

Scientology really needs a Luther moment. Some angry scientologist needs to nail some 99 theses of Xenu to a few mansion doors or something.

Coen Bros. should be all over this.

Deep Internet knows no shame, has no concept of embarrassment.

Let's envision a glorious past where we look back constantly while walking backwards over a cliff.

In the words of Livia Soprano,
"Poor you."

And HERE YOU ARE TO COMMENT ON IT. LUCKY YOU!

What world are you living in? Does it not have trump, cuz I wanna live there.

If you're from 4chan or 8chan or fucking /pol/, FUCK your definition of normalcy.

Demon, brain parasite, drug addiction, whatever floats your proverbial boat, buddy.

SOMEBODY CLOSE THAT DOOR!!