Well as long as you take Geraldo with ya.

Irony and sarcasm are dead, my friend. It was a suicide by relentless snark.

but its not cute and adorable, more like a snake shedding its skin or a spider molting, each variation getting more and more horrible.

Somebody should be writing a screenplay about this and win all the fucking oscars.

He got possessed by the ghost of Al Capone when he opened the vault?

I agree. Post Cereal is completely fake and sold out long ago. I'm all Kellogg's from here on out.

I'm telling ya, we are not beings meant for higher communication. We should stick to grunts and throwing feces. Give the internet to octopuses or robots or something.

Can't he be some other genocidal dictator for a change.
Pol Pot maybe?

Gentle Erotic Caressing of the News.

BUT WHAT ABOUT US MODERATE/NEUTRALS??!
I want something that's average enough for me to be angry about.

Fake TV.
Fake Newspapers.
Fake Radio.
Fake Telegraph.
Fake Pony Express.
Fake Semaphore
Fake Smoke Signals.
Fake Cave Paintings.

I'd Buy That For $2.93!!!

Maybe that's why he became an asshole on ER.

Thank you, now I have to dry my fucking eyes.

The A. V. Club
A miserable little pile of secrets.

or rather III,

I used to be you, then I played SOTN. Still has a place in my heart tho.
Although, I can't believe it took them that fucking long to finally have us be able to whip in 8 directions.

I busted a brick wall inside the A.V Club office and found a turkey leg inside.

Uhhh… Up, Up, Down, Down, Wait Fuck X, Y, Start…

Then it got stuck in a hay bale and never got out.