What they should have said was, "Oh my mistake. Happy Holidays, Asshole!"

Nuh-uh!! We listen to Kidz Bop 35 down here and Uncle Rabin lets us drink his scotch.

ILLUSTRATED PERIODICALS!!!

HEY! You leave Hollywood out of this. Won't someone think of the executives?

You got us hook, line, and sinker.

Abbott and Costello, vs. the Mummy, vs. the Three Stooges, vs. Dracula, vs. Laurel and Hardy, vs. Frankenstein, vs. Scooby Doo, vs. Freddy, vs. Ray Jay Johnson, vs. Jason, vs. Seinfeld, vs. Alien, vs. Larry the Cable Guy…… PART II!!!

Remember when we thought Abbott and Costello was the worst thing you can do to monster movies?
Ironically I think we need them now more than ever.

You know, thinking about it, Bodiker could be a good dark reflection of McClane, what with the working class roots.

Pssh you 90's kids and your furbies. We had the O.G. dead-eyed animatronic monstrosity, Teddy Fuckin' Ruxpin!!
He of the cold cassette-based soul.
Also people are dissecting him for some reason.
https://youtu.be/sJ5cD9xvqe…

Singing La la la la La la la lie
All the little Furbies, they all gotta DIE!

You Have Too Much Free Time, Internet!
Also Where's That Smell Coming From?

No son of mine is going to be a Frankenstein!! You'll be a Jekyll and you'll like it!!!

THE ILLEGITIMATE SON OF FRANKENSTEIN- THRILL AT THE COURT-APPOINTED MEETINGS TO DISCUSS ALIMONY, QUAKE IN FEAR AT AWKWARD FORCED PARENT-CHILD BONDING MOMENTS!!!

And we actually get some worthwhile entertainment out of it.

Why no one who speaks German could possibly be a hack filmaker.

SHAN'T!!!!

*forlornly twirls around like a record, right round, baby, right round*
*blood and dice goes flying everywhere*

Oh shit
💀
for all you're sudden obituaries
https://www.emojibase.com/e…

*looks forlornly at floor while holding liter of baby's blood and bag of dice*

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, PEOPLE! JET BEAMS CAN'T MELT STEEL FUEL!!!