I think they should recast the voices using autotune . and a thinking bass track.

He's a great storyteller. Really relatable. As a comedian, he's someone you go see after you drink a twelve pack of Mickey's grenades.

Well you know, some homophobes are good cooks. And have loads of heroin. So there's that.

I miss my DVD collection and my constant musing over what to watch. I actually had to stand in front of a wall of films and choose whereas now I sit on my fat ass and flick.

If the music is new to me does that count? I've discovered tons of new old music in my 30s. The older, the newer… I'm the Benjamin Buttons of music appreciation… Or something.