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Johnathon Brandis
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Just got back from a weekend in South Beach a couple weeks ago.  Man, did I hate South Beach.  It's just horrible.  Ocean Ave is the worst; five or six blocks of the worst hotel/bars/restaurant/clubs that offer the same crap food and stupid $20 jumbo margaritas that come with two Corona's in them.  I actually went to

I've noticed this too, as Kevin Arnold was kind of a little shit to everyone.

I've noticed this too, as Kevin Arnold was kind of a little shit to everyone.

The first Sleepaway Camp had one of the most out there "shocking" endings I'm aware of.  I'd recommend it, but the less you know about the movie the better.

I liked Sleepaway Camp.  Generic teenage slasher movie until the end where it went all kinds of batshit crazy!

I liked Sleepaway Camp.  Generic teenage slasher movie until the end where it went all kinds of batshit crazy!

I watched Stick It on Christmas Eve a couple years ago!  It was surprisingly decent, though I found it weird the conclusion (SPOILERS IF YOU CARE) was basically all about the girls "sticking it" to the judges, who's scores were based on arbitrary stuff like bra straps showing or other such nonsense.

I watched Stick It on Christmas Eve a couple years ago!  It was surprisingly decent, though I found it weird the conclusion (SPOILERS IF YOU CARE) was basically all about the girls "sticking it" to the judges, who's scores were based on arbitrary stuff like bra straps showing or other such nonsense.

I've been hating on Monti for a while and it's hard for me to put my finger on why.  It seems that all the other contestants don't respect her either.  Maybe a lot of it has to do with her remembering recipes (who cares) or maybe it has to do with the two or three occasions where she has almost burned the kitchen down.

I've been hating on Monti for a while and it's hard for me to put my finger on why.  It seems that all the other contestants don't respect her either.  Maybe a lot of it has to do with her remembering recipes (who cares) or maybe it has to do with the two or three occasions where she has almost burned the kitchen down.

I figured it was all ready out.  HE will be signing the book tomorrow at Union Station in DC.

I figured it was all ready out.  HE will be signing the book tomorrow at Union Station in DC.

I thought this was a review for Sluts when I clicked this on. Granted, I'm pretty hammered.

I thought this was a review for Sluts when I clicked this on. Granted, I'm pretty hammered.

What? No Uriah Heap?

What? No Uriah Heap?

USA has the lamest shows.  Anyone see the commercial for that show where the lady is the therapist for the football player and she is all like "we need to talk about this" and he's all like "Bitches can't kill me with a couple slugs!"

USA has the lamest shows.  Anyone see the commercial for that show where the lady is the therapist for the football player and she is all like "we need to talk about this" and he's all like "Bitches can't kill me with a couple slugs!"

What's the best sandwich in your town?  I live in DC, while we don't have many great or well known sandwich places, there are a couple places that make a killer sandwich.  I would say the best sandwich is a G-Mann (
http://tinyurl.com/3hp7kkb)

What's the best sandwich in your town?  I live in DC, while we don't have many great or well known sandwich places, there are a couple places that make a killer sandwich.  I would say the best sandwich is a G-Mann (
http://tinyurl.com/3hp7kkb)