I remember when it cost a quarter and you watched a cartoon beforehand.

Wasn't that a Judy Blume book?

This is just some text.

Was that after you broke my mirror trying to pull it off the bathroom wall?

So what, you're too good for snacks now?

He's just biding his time until Michael Bay, Will Smith and Xenu decide to make Bad Boys III.

My guess is that you exist because the police sirens startled your father.

Shot in the Dark: Snoopy's Adventures

Somebody better send me to the principal's office, because that was pretty fucking tardy.

Not suck?

I guess it was just wishful thinking on my part that black comedians would stop dressing up like loud fat black women once Tyler Perry's grandmother died.

Big Momma's House: Like Father, Like Son
This actually existed? I saw an ad for it a few months ago and I thought it was a parody from the Soup or something, I didn't think anyone was clamoring for a trilogy ten years after the first one.

Hey Lobsters1, don't act like you didn't spend all weekend locked in your bedroom watching An American Carol, Expelled and Passion of the Christ over and over again, taking a break every few hours only to masturbate furiously to the Book of Leviticus using gun oil as a lube.

Bobby did have two sisters, they're both around to help out during the first few weeks after Karen's death, but they both seemed too young to have a daughter that age. And considering the fact that Baccalieri Sr. must've pulled a whole bunch of strings to get Bobby made without killing someone, I doubt he'd let his…

Gloria: I remember when you hit me, it really was like "POW! to the moon"!

Tony: What did you ever see in me, anyways?

Counterpoint: Julianna Skiff showed up at Christopher's funeral

Actually, it might have been even more explicit. Janice was sitting right there for a lot of the discussions Richie and Junior had about taking Tony out.

Back? Harpo was always an unseen character and he was mentioned right up until the last episode.

Not to mention that Bobby never took a comare until he married Janice.