The problem I have with evolution is obviously something none of the thousands of scientists have discovered over the last hundred and fifty years!

"Maybe we'll find out when we have three or four networks that aren't run by left wingers."

"Everybody else should stay out of it."

Holy shit Lobsters, aren't you exhausted by now?

Relax guys, it was all a big joke!

Fox News is the only organization that still mixes up "Obama" and "Osama" two and a half years into his Presidency.

Thanks for creating a whole new fetish there, Mr. Monster.

I think it's so cute when they try to act like adults!

Hey DPA, did you hear what I said? I said, "Come on guys, we can only get all huffy when pre-approved by Lobsters 1"!

And why aren't the residents of Sesame Street hunting the monsters for food and wearing their pelts?

So Sesame Street got to you too, eh?

Just personal gain. And pleasure.

You mean we have to do the 50s all over again?

Where are your posting papers? How dare you tell me a thing?!

"Wait…you're telling me…that something made in the late 60s-early 70s…had an ANTI-VIETNAM WAR message? Stop the fucking presses!"

This guy isn't even good at his job. He completely neglected to mention that, in addition to brainwashing children to support the homosexual doctrine, Bert and Ernie are an interracial couple.

I once saw Ernie put an AA battery up the rubber ducky's butt.

Looks like someone spent their formative years suckling at the teat of nanny-state liberalism. Grow some fucking balls and heckle a brown shopkeeper, would you?

You know, I remember you telling me about that once before.

Come on guys, we can only get all huffy when pre-approved by Lobsters 1