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Colonel Gentleman
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Don't forget his famous "Give what back?" gag, it's his parrot sketch.

Don't forget his famous "Give what back?" gag, it's his parrot sketch.

It always bugs me that people can be huge fans of all his movies apart from Jackie Brown, and when you mention it you just get a blank stare. Aside from Pulp Fiction it's actually my favourite of his, if only for Pam Fuckin' Grier.

It always bugs me that people can be huge fans of all his movies apart from Jackie Brown, and when you mention it you just get a blank stare. Aside from Pulp Fiction it's actually my favourite of his, if only for Pam Fuckin' Grier.

Was just watching Commando the other night and buggerfuck me if it doesn't still hold up. I'd been trying to decide what Arnie film I was going to watch next (rewatched Total Recall recently too, purely because the new one looks so lousy) but I think AV Club just decided for me: T2!

Was just watching Commando the other night and buggerfuck me if it doesn't still hold up. I'd been trying to decide what Arnie film I was going to watch next (rewatched Total Recall recently too, purely because the new one looks so lousy) but I think AV Club just decided for me: T2!

Wasn't sure if you were joking or not then Googled; holy shit indeed.

Wasn't sure if you were joking or not then Googled; holy shit indeed.

I watched his stand-up special I Will Not Apologize; I really wanted to like it, but it sadly wasn't very funny. He was amazing in The Boondocks though, wonder if they'll use him in the Black Dynamite cartoon.

I watched his stand-up special I Will Not Apologize; I really wanted to like it, but it sadly wasn't very funny. He was amazing in The Boondocks though, wonder if they'll use him in the Black Dynamite cartoon.

That has to be the lamest commemorative tattoo I've ever seen. 

That has to be the lamest commemorative tattoo I've ever seen. 

Yeah, makes as much sense as calling Q-Tip one third of ATCQ. Or one half? Quarter? Fuck I dunno.

Yeah, makes as much sense as calling Q-Tip one third of ATCQ. Or one half? Quarter? Fuck I dunno.

*machine gun fire*

*machine gun fire*

When he won, I was hoping he'd step up to give his victory speech, wait for a hush to fall upon the crowd, then begin beatboxing and freestyling about blunts and ho's.

When he won, I was hoping he'd step up to give his victory speech, wait for a hush to fall upon the crowd, then begin beatboxing and freestyling about blunts and ho's.

That ride sucks anyway.

That ride sucks anyway.