I used to find it easy to ignore Bieber, since there's at least one popstar douchebag that teenage girls go crazy for, so why bother getting worked up about it? But he really is so amazingly insufferable and easy to hate, it's maddening.

I used to find it easy to ignore Bieber, since there's at least one popstar douchebag that teenage girls go crazy for, so why bother getting worked up about it? But he really is so amazingly insufferable and easy to hate, it's maddening.

Easily the most annoying thing about internet comment boards. "I'm first!" "Who gives a fuck?"

Easily the most annoying thing about internet comment boards. "I'm first!" "Who gives a fuck?"

A Shlong of Ass and Fire?

A Shlong of Ass and Fire?

"Call me back, Ishmael."

"Call me back, Ishmael."

No you don't, Oprah.

No you don't, Oprah.

Fucking right!

Fucking right!

"She had the nerve to tell me I smelled like I been in a titty bar. So the fuck what?!"

"She had the nerve to tell me I smelled like I been in a titty bar. So the fuck what?!"

That sketch has never really made me laugh. Mooney wasn't bringing his A game to that one.

That sketch has never really made me laugh. Mooney wasn't bringing his A game to that one.

Niggars!

Niggars!

His use of ERMAHGERD is like a grandpa saying WASSUP?

His use of ERMAHGERD is like a grandpa saying WASSUP?