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Colonel Gentleman
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Yeah I always figured it was just a funny thing to throw in there, I could just never work if there was any internal logic to it or not. I withdraw my question *unwraps candy bar*

"While a terrified Homer sits mortified in his chair…" when he is
clearly standing in the freeze-frame for the clip. Oh Rabin, you rascal.

"While a terrified Homer sits mortified in his chair…" when he is
clearly standing in the freeze-frame for the clip. Oh Rabin, you rascal.

Then there's my all-time favourite: "See you in hell, candy boys!"

Then there's my all-time favourite: "See you in hell, candy boys!"

Can I have a free calendar?

Can I have a free calendar?

You know, I never understood that line. How is admitting to having 3 brain hemorrhages better than having 3 heart attacks?

You know, I never understood that line. How is admitting to having 3 brain hemorrhages better than having 3 heart attacks?

I mean, Hollywood goes too far.

I mean, Hollywood goes too far.

If your bum is leaking, you best be seeking, Roc-A-Pads!

If your bum is leaking, you best be seeking, Roc-A-Pads!

Would you bring Halle Berry? Cuz that's a fine bitch!

Would you bring Halle Berry? Cuz that's a fine bitch!

I love the war film part of that sketch though. "I'd love some pussy before I go!"

I love the war film part of that sketch though. "I'd love some pussy before I go!"

"Huh, Stephen King, he almost said 'nigga,' I read between the lines."

"Huh, Stephen King, he almost said 'nigga,' I read between the lines."

I love how he quickly finishes his blunt before they ditch the dice game. Been there…