Got two ears and a heart don't I?

Insert Patton Oswalt reference here.

Insert Patton Oswalt reference here.

Another fine recommendation, been cranking Control System on Spotify all night. Man, I'd be fucked for music if it wasn't for this feature.

Another fine recommendation, been cranking Control System on Spotify all night. Man, I'd be fucked for music if it wasn't for this feature.

It's a fantastic thing to cut to. Also, "Score!"

It's a fantastic thing to cut to. Also, "Score!"

Fucking right @avclub-2b4398f8c60d5dd9b8e3c786a3745192:disqus , when will a show come out in which mouthy little shits like that get the backhands they sorely need? Or at least an extended stay underneath the stairs, because "physical education" is wrong.

Randy, your balls!

Randy, your balls!

*sniff* gets me every time

*sniff* gets me every time

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!

My favourite setup was always "The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek."

My favourite setup was always "The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek."

I'd never compare my grandfather to Abe, but he has been quite horrid so none of my family feels bad about the way we treat him. Your point with Abe stands, even if I do feel sorry for him sometimes. Of course, it's pity spiked with laughter, so much laughter.

Ditto. The Simpsons is one of the only shows I've ever watched that makes me wish I had kids.

So many funny lines in that episode, and just a brilliant concept. 
"But this is a contest for children!"
"Yeah, and Homer beat their brains in!"

That's brilliant, downright Python-esque.