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Colonel Gentleman
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Yeah, it's like "the man" is trying to keep his righteous truth away from the general public.

Yeah, it's like "the man" is trying to keep his righteous truth away from the general public.

I tend to use "nigga" because it's clearly a piece of slang, whereas "nigger" is clearly a racist epithet. Am I going to get flagged now? If so, commenting on these write ups is gonna get tiresome mighty fucking quick.

I tend to use "nigga" because it's clearly a piece of slang, whereas "nigger" is clearly a racist epithet. Am I going to get flagged now? If so, commenting on these write ups is gonna get tiresome mighty fucking quick.

He fucking owns that segment. His "Fuck It" song is amazing. "I'll beat my dick like it owes me money"

He fucking owns that segment. His "Fuck It" song is amazing. "I'll beat my dick like it owes me money"

I love the little random touches. "The one the left had crooked eyes and shit. One of them was looking at me, the other looking right at Rick." I mean, what the hell? That doesn't serve the story at all but I love it.

I love the little random touches. "The one the left had crooked eyes and shit. One of them was looking at me, the other looking right at Rick." I mean, what the hell? That doesn't serve the story at all but I love it.

People quoting this shit is annoying, but it can be sooooo much fun to do.

People quoting this shit is annoying, but it can be sooooo much fun to do.

If I was ever at my friend's house and someone spilt a drink, or tapped some ash on the floor, any complaint was met with "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA."

If I was ever at my friend's house and someone spilt a drink, or tapped some ash on the floor, any complaint was met with "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA."

My friends and I never said "I'm Rick James bitch" that much, we always preferred "Fuck your couch nigga!" or "Show Charlie Murphy ya titties!" Applicable in any situation really.

My friends and I never said "I'm Rick James bitch" that much, we always preferred "Fuck your couch nigga!" or "Show Charlie Murphy ya titties!" Applicable in any situation really.

That joke still blows my mind. How big do your balls have to be to make a joke like that on air? The best thing is that it's clever too, rather than going the Family Guy route of being deliberately shocking without anything truly funny underneath.

That joke still blows my mind. How big do your balls have to be to make a joke like that on air? The best thing is that it's clever too, rather than going the Family Guy route of being deliberately shocking without anything truly funny underneath.

The way he rushes back into the shot and yells "NIGGARS!" at the family slays me every time as well.

The way he rushes back into the shot and yells "NIGGARS!" at the family slays me every time as well.

Wow, and here I thought it was just pretty music, didn't realise you actually had to be pretty yourself to listen to it.

Wow, and here I thought it was just pretty music, didn't realise you actually had to be pretty yourself to listen to it.