Every Sunday, we all lose an hour of lives in the attempt of being entertained. It is now bordering on insanity since we are expecting different results from the dreck that has been delivered these last 7 weeks.

See, smoke monsters only kill truly insensitive motherfuckers. Smoke monsters will not kill murders if they were just stoned and confused.

See, smoke monsters only kill truly insensitive motherfuckers. Smoke monsters will not kill murders if they were just stoned and confused.

I clear out my work inbox. If I can clear out 50 emails, I reward myself by not feeling bad about watching True Blood in the first place. This is the only show where I multitask while it is airing.

I clear out my work inbox. If I can clear out 50 emails, I reward myself by not feeling bad about watching True Blood in the first place. This is the only show where I multitask while it is airing.

With any "Luck" the show will meet the true death.

With any "Luck" the show will meet the true death.

Bud Dearborne is clearly going to be the ring leader behind the shifter killings. Just wait.

Bud Dearborne is clearly going to be the ring leader behind the shifter killings. Just wait.

I mean, if that was their attempt to identify Patrick as a real bad guy then we need no clearer sign how terrible the rest of this is going to play out.

I mean, if that was their attempt to identify Patrick as a real bad guy then we need no clearer sign how terrible the rest of this is going to play out.

The less said about the Muslims line the better, but what in the hell was that bullshit?

The less said about the Muslims line the better, but what in the hell was that bullshit?

What the hell was going on with the cold open? Flashing lights and vamps getting netted, but all of that didn't matter after the credits?!?!

What the hell was going on with the cold open? Flashing lights and vamps getting netted, but all of that didn't matter after the credits?!?!

Am I on a different planet, or was this graded A-? I do like to drink while watching this show. It helps make everything enjoyable, but no amount of boozing could stop my eye rolling and face palming with this episode. Shark jumped 10000000x times.

Am I on a different planet, or was this graded A-? I do like to drink while watching this show. It helps make everything enjoyable, but no amount of boozing could stop my eye rolling and face palming with this episode. Shark jumped 10000000x times.

And now that it has happened, we're guaranteed even more appearances. Facepalm.

And now that it has happened, we're guaranteed even more appearances. Facepalm.

@jerodast:disqus  You are clearly talking about Law & Order: SVU. Get this southern bell to the big apple and let's rip something from the headlines.