"Dead Or Alive" is my favorite Miike Movie. It's about this huge Grudge Match between a Cop and a Gangster. It's a "NYPD Blue" tribute with one gigantic shock and a hilarious ending.

His death wasn't announced until Saturday. Probably so his Family and Friends could deal with their loss without O'Neal telling them how retarded they all are.

I gotta say, Warren, that post made me want to go back to the First World War and drive an ambulance for the Italian Army.

You can get a lapdance from a girl I graduated with for a bottle of Ensure.

Didn't see any Movies or TV this Weekend. Just listened to a lot of Beach Boys n' Cars CDs, reread an Iggy Pop biography (He's cool until he lets that beautiful Japanese Wife of his go. That's even worse than losing Valarie Bertinelli! Iggy, you're a dumb ass!) and Richard Meltzer's "The Night (Alone)" for three…

Yeah, yeah, and if Iran ever uses nuclear weapons Obama will be known forever as the guy who threw a million parties while the Iranians were building missile and you'll never hear a word about Palin again.

"Pimp"? "Pimp"? Are we back to that shit again? Pimps an' Hos are the Coolest People In America? Is it 2000 again?

It doesn't what kind of job you used to have. If you're unemployed and refusing to take a job because it's not "the RIGHT kind of job" you are shit.

Nobody here has the slightest idea what I'm talking about. In the Peter Bergman obit the New York Times compared The Firesign Theater to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. The AV Club probably won't have a Bergman obit tomorrow. What a bunch of retards.

"Natural Born Killers" is HOT STUFF.

Yeah, I feel really bad for the poor 'lil Harvard Law School Professor and Martha's Vineyard Vacationer.

The whole "vetting" seems to have been kinda forgotten in the past few years, eh? They ought to bring that back. But not until I get that Gym Coach job at the local High School.

Louis CK is hardly that popular that it's a surprise someone hasn't heard of him. It's not like he was Married to an MTV Pop Star with great tits for a year or two. Are you going to mock some CSPAN Political Junkie for not having any Russ Meyer DVDs?

What would be surprising about liberals in Hollywood making a pro Obama Movie? And what would be surprising about people complaining about it? This is Politics we're talking about, not Movies. That's why Political Movies are crap.

John Edwards is a "Serious Man". John Edwards is a Prominant Attorney, National Politician,  Husband, and Father  who made a videotape of himself eating his pregnant girlfriend's pussy.

Yeah.

Look! Somebody insulted Lobsters 1 and automatically received at least five "Likes"! Wasn't High School great?

I was just thinking about the albums they did as Proctor And Bergman. They once did a full hour long Comedy episode of "Austin City Limits"!

To CK's credit, there's just no way to predict what he would have done.

Is the idea of Hollywood making deliberate attacks on Politicians really that crazy to you? Why else do you think this Movie was Produced? Once again, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with it, but to deny that these people weren't determined to fuck up Palin's potential run in this year's election is just…