Wow, you could be Gene Simmons one day! I'll be the Cat Guy and play drums til I get fired.

No way!

Springsteen used to be such a nutty guy. It's a shame.

I knew right from the beginnin' 
That you were goin' swimmin'

I mean it's a Stoner kinda thing. I used to climb out the window, smoke a joint in the backyard, climb back in, and listen to it in the dark with my Big Goofy Seventies earphones.

"The Wild, The Innocent, And The E Street Shuffle" is one seriously DRUGGY album.

Yeah, "Round And Round" Rules!

I was just a little kid when it was on vinyl. I remember when it was reviewed in Rolling Stone. They compared it to THE STOOGES! That's how much those dopes know.

You seen my Dictators "Go Girl Crazy" CD? I can't find it.

I like em better than Springsteen and Stanhope.

Sounds like Ted Nugent to me.

"I'd find the bastards and shoot em on sight"

Pretend to be a Network Exec, take him out to dinner, tell him how brilliant he is, offer him a Sit Com, watch him roll over, scratch his belly, tell him it's all been a joke, you're a Warehouse Employee in Denver. Ha ha - Fuck you, Doug.

"A Swing And A Miss" is the name of my new Sit Com on Fox with the Redhead from Garbage.

No wonder all your sponsors are dumping you.

Oh, okay, Bruce Springsteen's Interview Writer!

Yeah, Buddy!

How is it like "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo"? It has an "edgy hacker girl" not an "ugly hacker girl".

Go through the thread about what Pop Culture stuff everybody looked at this weekend.

Uh oh! Now he'll post an "Am I Pretty?" video on U Tube.