What's the problem?

People in Heaven can hit you on the head.

Taylor Swift thinks they ROCK!!!

Yeah, that's where Tom Petty learned how to write about girls. Fuckin' idiot.

He's so fuckin' excited about makin' a STATEMENT, man! It's almost as BOLD as Styx taking on Beauty Pageants with "Miss America". Oooh, so ANGRY!

I should reread that one.

I know it's not the same song. But it's THE SAME GUY!

Jesus, didn't those Seventies LA assholes ever meet any Nice Girls?

Sweet Clam, don't tell stories like that. It pains me.

Nick Swardson is the back stabbing prick who told me I had the deal on his next project and then went with Gentle Herpes, THAT'S who it is!

I already commented on that shitty song a little further down. SCROLL TROLL!!

That song cracks me up. Henley thinks he's being SO clever! Dumb ass.

You crazy man!

I nearly died laughing at Henley doing his little "The Doctor says he comin' but you've got to pay in cash" bit. What a queer.

Nobody gives a shit about Don Henley.

I blame Aerosmith! He thought he could get fucked up and rock out all through his Twenties and go into rehab when he turned Thirty.

I should see that Movie!

Nah, I just drove to Popeye's Fried Chicken. Heard "Rainbow In The Dark" on the Classic Rock Radio Station. That's the Title Song for my Dumb Ass Movie Script so it's a Sign From God, right? Go look at the photograph on the AV Club review of the Jay Retard Movie to get a load of the kind of scenery I view while…

Oh! An article about Obama, huh? So now I'm supposed to make a disrespectful joke so then half a dozen of you can start bitching at me until I lose my temper and do something stupid so then everybody can make fun of me for being such an asshole, huh?

I was taking a shower, getting dressed, and checking my mail while you were carrying on with all that.