Unfortunately, due to my love of Matt Saracen there's like a 90% chance I'll end up watching this.

I haven't seen The Wind Rises yet, though I will. If it is better than Frozen then I'll adjust my pick accordingly.

I saw it two days after Wolf of Wall Street, and found it amazing how Wolf's 3-hour runtime was over in the blink of an eye for me and had me wanting to watch it again instantly, while Hustle's 2 hours had me squirming and thinking "God, is this thing ever going to end?" I honestly didn't like it at all.

Hey, Frozen is a totally worthy winner. In fact, along with whatever Wolf of Wall Street and 12 Years a Slave win, it is quite likely to be the one of only three movies I like that get Oscars all Oscar night long.

I already had an intense apathy bordering on mild dislike for American Hustle, but an Oscar night sweep should be just the thing to push that over the edge into immortal, burning hatred.

Hey, I'd be totally cool with it if it showed them playing retro video games. I still dig a little Super NES from time to time. It's just the console/sound effects discrepancy. It bugs me to no end.

Switched at Birth, yet again delivering with the hilarious Atari 2600 sound effects while a character plays a contemporary video game console.

I otherwise wouldn't give a shit about this movie's existence, but I'm bummed Liam McIntyre's first post-Spartacus project is evidently so shitty.

Isn't Michael B. Jordan supposed to be up for a role in this too? Plus there's Kyle Chandler in Super 8 and Minka Kelly in Almost Human. JJ Abrams sure does love the FNL cast.

I still own one, though it's sitting on a shelf at the top of my closet and hasn't been hooked up for years. However, my Super NES is hooked up to my TV as I type this, so I still have a home in the antiquated-technology-clinger tribe.

Oh, just you mentioning that made me flash back wistfully to how The Avengers had jokes I actually laughed at and enjoyed and found memorable. Something Agents of SHIELD fails so marvelously at.

Back in high school I played through Super Metroid over and over again with delusions that I was going to set a new world record time. But, while I could indeed eventually play through the game very quickly and accurately, my best time was still almost half an hour shy of the world record time. And today, looking it…

The movie is unlikely to get that much audience or box office, but the nice part of having a $5.7m budget is that not much is required to end up profitable.

Now we'll see who's attractive.

Don't forget five seasons to Friday Night Lights!

You don't know? Community super-haters are compelled by some force beyond their control to nevertheless watch every single episode. It's kind of like Christopher Nolan super-haters with his movies, though at least in that case it's one movie every two years rather than 13-20 episodes a year.

I actually feel pretty good about a sixth season regardless of ratings (though the fact that Community is near-certain to outrate the Michael J. Fox Show and Sean Saves the World sure as hell doesn't hurt). "Six seasons and a movie," a near-absurd pie-in-the-sky fantasy back in season 2, has now become NBC's escape…

The Killing is coming back for another season, so if your theory is right then it bodes well for Community S6!

You are human tennis elbow. You are the pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman!

I got Community, Justified, Parenthood, Arrow, Bob's Burgers/American Dad and Sherlock on my January viewing docket. Good times!