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Wendell Shorteyes
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Dopefight - Buds. Another band name, but with an equally as impressive album name.

God Bless Lemmy

Manowar! Manowar! Living on the road. When we're in town, speakers EXPLODE!

"You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?"

I still remember sitting at the house of my first friend to get the great invention of the internet waiting for his 56K modem to load naked pictures of Jenny. It was a very long and arduous process. That was the first and last time I have ever shown interest in her.

I'm partial to "Buster" myself.

When does Mr. Snipes get out of prison anyway? He must be hard up enough for cash after that stint in the slammer to fire off a few more Blade movies.

I wish there was a Quadruple-Like button.

I have tried several times without success to get into Earth. I don't know why, but it just never seems to click for me. I think this just inspired me to try again with that song as a starting point.

God Damnit this is a man after my heart. He seemingly gives no fucks and has a hair cut that just doesn't quit. Who needs sideburns to offset their ever-growing widows peak? Not Nic Cage that's for damn sure.

That song funkin blow

Let's not forget Mr. Ronnie James Dio…
It was a sad day for Heavy Metal when he croaked.