Ah ha-haha-haha! Yeah, so, uh, he asked you for some gum.

Hey lady, I can play "Auld Lang Syne" for you! I can play anything you want! I'll do anything if the money's right! Dave isn't returning my calls!

But, but can a recording do THIS?

*mails CV to Ball State*

Ha ha ha, yeah, hey – yeah! What happened to that guy, huh? You got any ideas Dave?

♫When you're an adult
And she's an adult
But she's married to another guy
But you're doing it anyway
Baby we're talking adultery!!!♫

Ha ha ha ha, yeah, ha, because one of them is named "Uma", and the other, ha ha, the other is named "Oprah". So they sound kind of similar, right Dave?

Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah.

Ah ha-haha-haha! Yeah, so, uh, he asked you for some gum.

Ha ha ha, hey that's great Dave, ha ha, we're all really happy for you, ha. I've just… I've just gotta step outside for a moment, just a sec, ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha! Buttafuoco – double Buttafuoco with cheese, ha ha! Cuz it, cuz it sounds like a hamburger, but it also, it also sounds kind of dirty, right Dave?

Ha ha ha ha ha! So he – so he asked you for some gum! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha, ha! Yeah, ha ha, ha, 'cause when I laugh it kind of, ha, it kind of sounds like a, like a gull, a sea gull, and uh, ha ha, sea gulls are annoying.

Heh heh heh, yeah, "Batshit Crazy", heh, because it's, you know, it's crazy, like Batman… like Batman taking a shit. Batshit crazy.

Heh heh heh, yeah, "Batshit Crazy", heh, because it's, you know, it's crazy, like Batman… like Batman taking a shit. Batshit crazy.

I…I don't know. I don't know.

So, ahh, he wanted to know if you enjoyed your shrimp. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, man, don't wanna buy a frank!
Don't wanna buy a weiner!
Don't wanna buy a brat,
But, hey, Mister,
Can you sell me a hot, hot, hot, hot dog? Yeah!

Ha ha ha, yeah, ha, 'cause it's a monkey, and it's ah, it's on a rock. Hah.

Ah ha-haha-haha! Yeah, so, uh, he asked you for some gum.